If you're of the age when you remember playing with Jarts — plastic lawn darts with metal points — coveting a Cabbage Patch Doll and carrying a large boombox, then congratulations! Some of your favorite items from your youth are now considered worthy of a museum exhibition.
The bad news? The exhibition is called "Grandma and Grandpa's Attic."
Grandma and grandpa?
I'm sure the curators at the McKinley Presidential Library and Museum in Canton, Ohio, mean only the best.
The exhibition, running April 3 to Oct. 26, is intended to highlight items from the museum's permanent collection, covering artifacts from the 1890s to 1980s, each organized roughly around a generation: the Lost Generation, 1883-1900; the Greatest Generation, 1901–1927; the Silent Generation, 1928–1945; baby boomers, 1946–1964; Gen X, 1965–1980; and millennials, 1981–1996.
The Canton Repository notes that the exhibition describes the attic as "an 'in between space' for things that don't fit into your everyday life anymore but are too cherished to be thrown away."
OK, fine. But, again, grandma and grandpa? That's just rude.