Rustlers have made off with a cow from a field in rural England, but this isn't just any cow. It's a plastic cow.
"Between Tuesday 14 January and Tuesday 28 January 2025, a life-size plastic cow was stolen from a field in the area," the North Yorkshire Police said on its website. "The cow is a heavy, solid plastic structure, making it exceptionally difficult to remove."
The cow's owner, who asked not to be identified, told the BBC the thieves must have had a truck and heavy equipment to nab the polyethylene Holstein. They left behind two plastic sheep in the same field.
"I'm assuming it's drunk kids who've done it for a bit of a laugh," the farmer said.
The police said they would "appreciate any sightings of this 'moooving' cow [their words, not mine] and any details that could help us return it to its rightful owner."